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Bring back public voting! This housemates-vote-for-eachother thing is bullshit.

Also this contact with the outside world thing is bullshit.

Defeats๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผthe๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผpoint๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผof๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผBig๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผBrother.

Is that what straight boys have nightmares about? โ€œMy girlfriend started following like 40 blokesโ€โ€ฆ what the fuck?

Actual wise words coming out of Barnabyโ€™s mouth.

Barnaby Joyce joins the fight against the governmentโ€™s vaping ban โ€“ 2GB 2gb.com/barnaby-joyce-joins-th

I am deeply concerned that the proposed heavy handed enforcement of import bans on vaping liquids will lead to perverse health outcomes. Sign the petition and tell @GregHuntMP that you ! vapepetition.com.au/?recruiter

Doesnโ€™t change that I hate the organisers of this.

Incidentally, my bus journey turned into quite the debacle. I caught the *outbound* bus instead of the inbound one, so I ended up lost in the suburbs. I cracked the shits and caught an Uber home.

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I donโ€™t look homeless any more. But Iโ€™m also riding the bus. Swings and roundabouts.

I put myself on the scales this morning. I weigh 90kg. This is the most thicc Iโ€™ve ever been.

Iโ€™ve booked in this afternoon for my first F45 session in months. RIP me.

Kieran is a goatโ€ฆ I donโ€™t think anyone is going to want him evicted

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